This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Madame Zeroni is a bad bitch she’ll fuck your shit up
And… Panic attack time! Know what I like? When I’m so tense my skin hurts and my stomach is fucked and I’m twitchy and I’m pretty close to hyperventilating and stop it body we do not have time for this
- My awesome friends (followers this includes you) and family who have been/are being so helpful and supportive
- Okay, fine, even the nice strangers on the phone who are sorry for my loss
- Unlimited anytime minutes because this is the biggest workout my cell phone has ever had
I’m trying to make all these phone calls (insurance, organ donation people wtf no you can’t have my dad’s eyes what is wrong with you go away), and everyone gets this SUPER SAD VOICE and tells me how VERY VERY SORRY they are and they don’t know me and they never met my dad and just use your business voice because all this sympathy just makes me cry, fuck.
(Disclaimer: this is only about business people, anyone who’s sent messages or called thank you so much I don’t mind crying on the phone/computer with you because I know you understand and I love you very much)